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Quick Christmas in July Sale happening right now!   Here’s the mobile-friendly link to the album - http://bit.ly/2014XJulySale
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Slouchy Hats and Oversized Puff Stitch Scarves are on super sale :) Stock up on some handmade Christmas gifts! (Yes, I do custom stuffed animals and hats too…Olaf? Mohawk hats? YES)
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Winter Is Coming, Bro.

Quick Christmas in July Sale happening right now!   Here’s the mobile-friendly link to the album - http://bit.ly/2014XJulySale

Facebook/NotYourAverageHooker

Slouchy Hats and Oversized Puff Stitch Scarves are on super sale :) Stock up on some handmade Christmas gifts! (Yes, I do custom stuffed animals and hats too…Olaf? Mohawk hats? YES)

@nyahooker

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22 hours ago
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More Chunky Bobble Scarves are a-comin’ to an #etsy shop near you! #crochet #puffstitch #bobblestitch #quickcrochet #warmscarf

More Chunky Bobble Scarves are a-comin’ to an #etsy shop near you! #crochet #puffstitch #bobblestitch #quickcrochet #warmscarf

5 months ago
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Some new items up at the Ol’ Etsy Shoppe.  Check out the Crochet Chunky Bobble Scarf! 

Delicious photos taken by my beautiful wife MunzArt

Creep on, Creepers.

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6 months ago
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The Chunky Bobble Scarf is a new addition to the NYAHooker family!  Made with super soft, super bulky acrylic yarn, the Chunky Bobble Scarf will cuddle your neck on the coldest of days, in the most stylish of ways. With it&#8217;s wide 8in width, these bobbles add just the right fluff to your winter wardrobe. Pricing and Etsy listing coming soon!
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The Chunky Bobble Scarf is a new addition to the NYAHooker family!

Made with super soft, super bulky acrylic yarn, the Chunky Bobble Scarf will cuddle your neck on the coldest of days, in the most stylish of ways. With it’s wide 8in width, these bobbles add just the right fluff to your winter wardrobe. Pricing and Etsy listing coming soon!

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6 months ago
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#regramming @londonkayecrochet amazing #yarnbomb #sochi2014 #sochiproblems #crochet #olympics #humanrights #gayrights #rainbow

#regramming @londonkayecrochet amazing #yarnbomb #sochi2014 #sochiproblems #crochet #olympics #humanrights #gayrights #rainbow

5 months ago
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Thanks to this front-page article on Cracked.com, titled 5 Terrifying Trends Currently Overtaking Etsy, I’ve gotten over 600 views of my Marilyn Vagina Plush before 6pm!

You can find the link to my Vagina Plush under the #1 trend, tagged with the words “Lady Dongs.”

Honestly, I’ve never been prouder.

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5 months ago
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Photo shoot with the best photographer ever&#8230; AKA my wife.  New items and photos coming up etsy tonight!  #crochet #crafts #photography #nikond3100 #etsy #familybusiness

Photo shoot with the best photographer ever… AKA my wife. New items and photos coming up etsy tonight! #crochet #crafts #photography #nikond3100 #etsy #familybusiness

6 months ago
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Mohawk FlapCap!  Mohat!  And a hiding kitten.  #crochet #mohawk #mohawkhat #earflaps #earflaphat #giants #winterhat #kitten #orangekitten

Mohawk FlapCap! Mohat! And a hiding kitten. #crochet #mohawk #mohawkhat #earflaps #earflaphat #giants #winterhat #kitten #orangekitten

7 months ago
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