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TaDa!  The Bear-y Cute Crochet Hooded Cowl!  

#crochet #crochetlove #hooker #yarn #yarnaddict #nyahooker #bear #ears #hoodedcowl #cowl #hood #wood #button #warm #winter #crochetaccessories

TaDa! The Bear-y Cute Crochet Hooded Cowl!

#crochet #crochetlove #hooker #yarn #yarnaddict #nyahooker #bear #ears #hoodedcowl #cowl #hood #wood #button #warm #winter #crochetaccessories

1 month ago
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Winter Is Coming, Bro.
Quick Christmas in July Sale happening right now!   Here’s the mobile-friendly link to the album - http://bit.ly/2014XJulySale
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Slouchy Hats and Oversized Puff Stitch Scarves are on super sale :) Stock up on some handmade Christmas gifts! (Yes, I do custom stuffed animals and hats too…Olaf? Mohawk hats? YES)
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Winter Is Coming, Bro.

Quick Christmas in July Sale happening right now!   Here’s the mobile-friendly link to the album - http://bit.ly/2014XJulySale

Facebook/NotYourAverageHooker

Slouchy Hats and Oversized Puff Stitch Scarves are on super sale :) Stock up on some handmade Christmas gifts! (Yes, I do custom stuffed animals and hats too…Olaf? Mohawk hats? YES)

@nyahooker

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2 months ago
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More Chunky Bobble Scarves are a-comin’ to an #etsy shop near you! #crochet #puffstitch #bobblestitch #quickcrochet #warmscarf

More Chunky Bobble Scarves are a-comin’ to an #etsy shop near you! #crochet #puffstitch #bobblestitch #quickcrochet #warmscarf

7 months ago
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Some new items up at the Ol’ Etsy Shoppe.  Check out the Crochet Chunky Bobble Scarf! 

Delicious photos taken by my beautiful wife MunzArt

Creep on, Creepers.

<3 Not Your Average Hooker

8 months ago
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A sneak peek of a new piece 👀

#crochet #cowl #yarn #warm #crochetlove #hooker #fiberartist #cateyes #piercings #notagrandma

A sneak peek of a new piece 👀

#crochet #cowl #yarn #warm #crochetlove #hooker #fiberartist #cateyes #piercings #notagrandma

1 month ago
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#regramming @londonkayecrochet amazing #yarnbomb #sochi2014 #sochiproblems #crochet #olympics #humanrights #gayrights #rainbow

#regramming @londonkayecrochet amazing #yarnbomb #sochi2014 #sochiproblems #crochet #olympics #humanrights #gayrights #rainbow

7 months ago
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Thanks to this front-page article on Cracked.com, titled 5 Terrifying Trends Currently Overtaking Etsy, I’ve gotten over 600 views of my Marilyn Vagina Plush before 6pm!

You can find the link to my Vagina Plush under the #1 trend, tagged with the words “Lady Dongs.”

Honestly, I’ve never been prouder.

<3 Not Your Average Hooker

7 months ago
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Photo shoot with the best photographer ever&#8230; AKA my wife.  New items and photos coming up etsy tonight!  #crochet #crafts #photography #nikond3100 #etsy #familybusiness

Photo shoot with the best photographer ever… AKA my wife. New items and photos coming up etsy tonight! #crochet #crafts #photography #nikond3100 #etsy #familybusiness

8 months ago
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